Monday, December 22, 2003
Good Ideas, Saving Christmas |10:55 PM| Trillian: We have about twelve customers expecting pianos to be delivered tomorrow so that they can be surprise Christmas gifts. Said pianos were supposed to arrive here weeks ago, but actually have not left Korea yet. We are so screwed.
Cecil: Yep.
Trillian: I have given out the boss' cell number to each of the customers since I have no intention of breaking the news myself.
I'm a bad employee.
Cecil: What you should do is go out to the toy store and buy minature pianos.
Cecil:You give them their mini-pianos so they can give them on Christmas to their family and say "It'll grow"
Trillian: Hahahahaha
Cecil: Do you think the customers would dig that? Or would they be insulted? (This is assuming you explain that the pianos have not left Korea yet)
Trillian: I actually think it's a great idea. Because the real issue with a number of these deliveries is that the people have kids, and the kids are expecting a piano.
Trillian: I just told the other staff. We're totally going to do it.
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Trillian: The piano movers have been dispatched to buy tiny pianos and flower pots.
Image to follow when I get it.
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Thursday, June 19, 2003
|9:20 PM| Girl marries Dog in India
Cecil: No need to divorce the dog!
Trillian: That dog ought to have shared custody of any offspring, and be entitled to alimony.
Cecil: But should also be required to pay child support.
Trillian: In what? Milk bones?
Cecil: He could work for the India DEA.
Cecil: There are jobs a dog can get, should a dog need a job.
Trillian: I guess if the kids are half-schnauzer, milk bones might not be such a bad idea.
Trillian: Drug sniffing, circus tricks, starring opposite Tom Hanks.
Cecil: A real feel good kinda story.
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Good Ideas, Saving Christmas |10:55 PM| Trillian: We have about twelve customers expecting pianos to be delivered tomorrow so that they can be surprise Christmas gifts. Said pianos were supposed to arrive here weeks ago, but actually have not left Korea yet. We are so screwed.
Cecil: Yep.
Trillian: I have given out the boss' cell number to each of the customers since I have no intention of breaking the news myself.
I'm a bad employee.
Cecil: What you should do is go out to the toy store and buy minature pianos.
Cecil:You give them their mini-pianos so they can give them on Christmas to their family and say "It'll grow"
Trillian: Hahahahaha
Cecil: Do you think the customers would dig that? Or would they be insulted? (This is assuming you explain that the pianos have not left Korea yet)
Trillian: I actually think it's a great idea. Because the real issue with a number of these deliveries is that the people have kids, and the kids are expecting a piano.
Trillian: I just told the other staff. We're totally going to do it.
...
Trillian: The piano movers have been dispatched to buy tiny pianos and flower pots.
Image to follow when I get it.
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Thursday, June 19, 2003
|9:20 PM| Girl marries Dog in India
Cecil: No need to divorce the dog!
Trillian: That dog ought to have shared custody of any offspring, and be entitled to alimony.
Cecil: But should also be required to pay child support.
Trillian: In what? Milk bones?
Cecil: He could work for the India DEA.
Cecil: There are jobs a dog can get, should a dog need a job.
Trillian: I guess if the kids are half-schnauzer, milk bones might not be such a bad idea.
Trillian: Drug sniffing, circus tricks, starring opposite Tom Hanks.
Cecil: A real feel good kinda story.
Labels: Trillian
(0) comments
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