Wednesday, March 03, 2004
|4:43 PM| My driving skill showed itself again, with the swift avoidance of an idiot-asshole in a silver eclipse who got his "cum-muffins".
Just a quick explanation, cum-muffins was the misspelling a doofus used of comeuppance.
How often do you see some idiot in a car make some move that risks causing a multiple car accident just to save a few nanoseconds? How often do you wish that asshole destroys his car pulling shit like that? The idiot in question was clearly fed up with waiting for a gap in traffic to make a left hand turn. He shoots out in front of 2 lanes of traffic and tried to swing around into the (relative to me) oncoming lane. Either he misjudged the gap he was aiming for or he thought he could get into the center turn or "suicide" lane, whatever it was he fucked up. He rammed a car in the southbound lane, fishtailed violently across the center lane, and into my northbound lane.
Meanwhile, I'm watching this accident unfold thinking "Oh you stupid bastard". Right as he careened into my lane is when I realized "Oh shit I'm about to be involved in this accident" and took evasive action. I'll compress this tale into some neat diagrams later.
Wrong Names I've been called in the past week:
Brennan
Vernon
Breenan
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|4:43 PM| My driving skill showed itself again, with the swift avoidance of an idiot-asshole in a silver eclipse who got his "cum-muffins".
Just a quick explanation, cum-muffins was the misspelling a doofus used of comeuppance.
How often do you see some idiot in a car make some move that risks causing a multiple car accident just to save a few nanoseconds? How often do you wish that asshole destroys his car pulling shit like that? The idiot in question was clearly fed up with waiting for a gap in traffic to make a left hand turn. He shoots out in front of 2 lanes of traffic and tried to swing around into the (relative to me) oncoming lane. Either he misjudged the gap he was aiming for or he thought he could get into the center turn or "suicide" lane, whatever it was he fucked up. He rammed a car in the southbound lane, fishtailed violently across the center lane, and into my northbound lane.
Meanwhile, I'm watching this accident unfold thinking "Oh you stupid bastard". Right as he careened into my lane is when I realized "Oh shit I'm about to be involved in this accident" and took evasive action. I'll compress this tale into some neat diagrams later.
Wrong Names I've been called in the past week:
Brennan
Vernon
Breenan
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