Thursday, October 14, 2004
Fiduciary Fixation |1:32 AM|
Cecil: I kind of like the idea of a national cock bank. The investments would be self explanatory.

Constellation: I just bet you like it, hooker

Cecil: Yeah. While all the other cocks are tied up in 20 year house loans, I'm able to use my liquidity to leverage value-added broads into action item beds.

Constellation: Hahaha. I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Cecil: OH YEAH, OH YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT HIGH YIELD NO-LOAD MUTUAL FUND, DON'T YOU? You dirty slut.

Constellation: GOD YES IM GONNA CUM ALL OVER YOUR CONSUMER PRICE INDEX

Cecil: Raise it, raise it, RAISE THE FED OHHHHHH GODDDDDD

Constellation: Alan Greenspan is spinning in his hyperbolic anti-death stasis field.

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