Sunday, October 08, 2006
Great moments in poor pre-planning |4:48 AM|
D.J.: This is Tobi, what do you want to hear?

Idiot: I want to hear Six pack and a Bong's "Under the gun"

D.J.: I'm fresh out of that.

Idiot: How can you be out?

D.J.: I don't have it.

Idiot: How can you not have it?

D.J.: Alright, are you the bassist, or are you dating the bassist?

Idiot: Huh? No, I'm just a big fan.

D.J.: I heard someone in the background say "I dropped the CD off yesterday!" so just fess up.

Idiot: No, I'm not... I'm just a big fan!

D.J.: Please, it's okay to request it, just don't lie to me. Are you the bassist, or what?

Idiot: Uhhh...

D.J.: Did you just hang up? Did you?
(Sound of a dialtone goes here)

D.J.: Oh you sissy.

[In my head: Oooh man! I can call in and totally slag on that coward, and promote a friend's band! I shall call immediately!]

D.J.: KROX, who's this?

Me: Hey man if I'm not too much of a sissy to fess up that I'm promoting my buddy's band, can I ....

[Wait a goddamn minute, I don't know Chris's band's name! Shit! Shit! Think fast!]

Me: ....can I uh, promote his band?

D.J.: Yeah, sure, I don't know what good it'll do, so, go on.

[Shit! Shit! What's Chris's band's name!? Shit! Okay, what was Allison's brother's band? Haley something? ]

Me: Uhhhh Haley's Comet?

D.J.: That was the worst promo I've ever heard.

Click.


This has been a great moment in poor pre-planning.

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