How to maintain eye contact.
How to say "You're welcome" (instead of "Thank you!").
How to keep my body language from betraying my actual attitude when around people, especially people I don't like.
I blame tech support and customer service for this.
At least I still have my handshake.
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Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Tech Support Quotes |12:00 AM|
All tech support is better with a lot of cursing.
On the removal of pop-ups and MalWare:
Cecil: You need to get something else, probably "Seek and Destroy" or whatever it's called nowadays. Tech Support-e: I thought I made them all go away. Oh.. Cecil:The use of multiple applications increases the likelihood of you finding the MalWare some cockramming shit pilot has installed onto your system to fuck with you, your kith, and your kin.
Later....
Vorpal: cockramming shit pilot is gold Cecil: I kind of liked Goddamn shitstabbing fuck grabber Vorpal: I'm still straining to understand "fuck grabber" Cecil: I don't understand it myself. It was a nice sounding verb.
