Saturday, May 31, 2008
Interesting jobs on your 1040EZ |2:39 PM| Since I won't be pedicabbing for dollars, I will also be avoiding being vomited on by passengers.
If I was going to put up with being vomited on, it would be far more profitable to become a collector of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris. Yes, it may be whale vomit, but it's whale vomit that goes for $10 a gram. If you found one of these 100 pound deposits you could buy all the hand scrub and dignity you needed!
It appears you normally have to find this stuff floating around or on the coast. I think we should really look into going to the source, and secure a more reliable supply. Fox could do a reality show about rogue ambergris mercenaries, armed with gargantuan q-tips. There'd be drama as the merc yells for the size 100 rod, shouting down the protests and fears of his crew. We'd experience the joy at the opening of the hold at the dock, unloading another steaming pile of gray gold.
Interesting jobs on your 1040EZ |2:39 PM| Since I won't be pedicabbing for dollars, I will also be avoiding being vomited on by passengers.
If I was going to put up with being vomited on, it would be far more profitable to become a collector of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris. Yes, it may be whale vomit, but it's whale vomit that goes for $10 a gram. If you found one of these 100 pound deposits you could buy all the hand scrub and dignity you needed!
It appears you normally have to find this stuff floating around or on the coast. I think we should really look into going to the source, and secure a more reliable supply. Fox could do a reality show about rogue ambergris mercenaries, armed with gargantuan q-tips. There'd be drama as the merc yells for the size 100 rod, shouting down the protests and fears of his crew. We'd experience the joy at the opening of the hold at the dock, unloading another steaming pile of gray gold.
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