Monday, April 23, 2007
Stupid goddamn chatlog |10:08 PM|
You should skip this. I mean, really.

Wonderlust:: let's move out to lake baikal in russia
Wonderlust:: you know they have homesteading out there

Cecil: No shit?

Wonderlust:: Set up a big ass fucking hot tub
Wonderlust:: Solar panels and shit
Wonderlust:: like a big fence
Wonderlust:: Get to shoot people that trespass
Wonderlust:: Pay bribes in vodka
Wonderlust:: just import books
Wonderlust:: every once in a while,
Wonderlust:: shoot a fuckin bear make like 200 lbs of bear jerky
Wonderlust:: say fuck the rest man
Wonderlust:: As long as we can get some bootleg citrus fruits shhhhhiittt

Cecil: Man I'd want an internet connection

Wonderlust:: Man you know what they pay for citrus up there

Cecil: because stupid trivia bothers me
Cecil: Oh yeah man, citrus is big money, like in Japan

Wonderlust:: It's like four dollars an orange man
Wonderlust:: Yeah man!!

Cecil: I'd love to be a citrus importer to Japan
Cecil: But I'd have to use a boat that was pulled by like, whales.
Cecil: And instead of shipping the oranges or melons or whatever I'd grow them on the boat.
Cecil: And I'd use the world's biggest riding crop

Wonderlust:: Holy shit that's like the best idea ever

Cecil: YAAAAAR! AVAST YE WHALES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Wonderlust:: a huge fucking hydroponic citrus barge

Cecil: Fuck yes
Cecil: I'd circle around the equator or whatever, the tropics, so I get plenty of fucking sun



1 Comments:

Clearly, the drugs reaaaalllly like you.

By Anonymous Wench, at 9:21 PM  

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