Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Save everyone some time |7:12 PM| A headline from Gmail webclips: ZDNet News - Front Door - Nvidia rolls out speedy 3D graphics hardware
My reaction: DUH.
What a fucking shocker. Major videocard chip maker makes faster video hardware. What else would they be doing? PCworld and their brethren should just have articles that say "Yawn." or "Duh."
A better idea? A code, with a handy lookup table.
Example: A9 b3 G15
That would be "Microsoft reacts to latest security holes."
If I worked for Nvidia, one of the product launches would be a tasty sandwhich. It would be a perfectly engineered sandwhich, which could be upgraded with a pickle. The bread dimensions would have been tested on an array of the most powerful computers on Earth. It would be determined that it is optimal that the sandwhich is broken down for shipping to work, so that the bread does not become soggy before lunch.
That'd be a headline. Just the reactions of the tech news publications would be enough.
Save everyone some time |7:12 PM| A headline from Gmail webclips: ZDNet News - Front Door - Nvidia rolls out speedy 3D graphics hardware
My reaction: DUH.
What a fucking shocker. Major videocard chip maker makes faster video hardware. What else would they be doing? PCworld and their brethren should just have articles that say "Yawn." or "Duh."
A better idea? A code, with a handy lookup table.
Example: A9 b3 G15
That would be "Microsoft reacts to latest security holes."
If I worked for Nvidia, one of the product launches would be a tasty sandwhich. It would be a perfectly engineered sandwhich, which could be upgraded with a pickle. The bread dimensions would have been tested on an array of the most powerful computers on Earth. It would be determined that it is optimal that the sandwhich is broken down for shipping to work, so that the bread does not become soggy before lunch.
That'd be a headline. Just the reactions of the tech news publications would be enough.
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