Sunday, October 08, 2006
Great moments in poor pre-planning |4:48 AM| D.J.: This is Tobi, what do you want to hear?
Idiot: I want to hear Six pack and a Bong's "Under the gun"
D.J.: I'm fresh out of that.
Idiot: How can you be out?
D.J.: I don't have it.
Idiot: How can you not have it?
D.J.: Alright, are you the bassist, or are you dating the bassist?
Idiot: Huh? No, I'm just a big fan.
D.J.: I heard someone in the background say "I dropped the CD off yesterday!" so just fess up.
Idiot: No, I'm not... I'm just a big fan!
D.J.: Please, it's okay to request it, just don't lie to me. Are you the bassist, or what?
Idiot: Uhhh...
D.J.: Did you just hang up? Did you?
(Sound of a dialtone goes here)
D.J.: Oh you sissy.
[In my head: Oooh man! I can call in and totally slag on that coward, and promote a friend's band! I shall call immediately!]
D.J.: KROX, who's this?
Me: Hey man if I'm not too much of a sissy to fess up that I'm promoting my buddy's band, can I ....
[Wait a goddamn minute, I don't know Chris's band's name! Shit! Shit! Think fast!]
Me: ....can I uh, promote his band?
D.J.: Yeah, sure, I don't know what good it'll do, so, go on.
[Shit! Shit! What's Chris's band's name!? Shit! Okay, what was Allison's brother's band? Haley something? ]
Me: Uhhhh Haley's Comet?
D.J.: That was the worst promo I've ever heard.
Click.
This has been a great moment in poor pre-planning.
Great moments in poor pre-planning |4:48 AM| D.J.: This is Tobi, what do you want to hear?
Idiot: I want to hear Six pack and a Bong's "Under the gun"
D.J.: I'm fresh out of that.
Idiot: How can you be out?
D.J.: I don't have it.
Idiot: How can you not have it?
D.J.: Alright, are you the bassist, or are you dating the bassist?
Idiot: Huh? No, I'm just a big fan.
D.J.: I heard someone in the background say "I dropped the CD off yesterday!" so just fess up.
Idiot: No, I'm not... I'm just a big fan!
D.J.: Please, it's okay to request it, just don't lie to me. Are you the bassist, or what?
Idiot: Uhhh...
D.J.: Did you just hang up? Did you?
(Sound of a dialtone goes here)
D.J.: Oh you sissy.
[In my head: Oooh man! I can call in and totally slag on that coward, and promote a friend's band! I shall call immediately!]
D.J.: KROX, who's this?
Me: Hey man if I'm not too much of a sissy to fess up that I'm promoting my buddy's band, can I ....
[Wait a goddamn minute, I don't know Chris's band's name! Shit! Shit! Think fast!]
Me: ....can I uh, promote his band?
D.J.: Yeah, sure, I don't know what good it'll do, so, go on.
[Shit! Shit! What's Chris's band's name!? Shit! Okay, what was Allison's brother's band? Haley something? ]
Me: Uhhhh Haley's Comet?
D.J.: That was the worst promo I've ever heard.
Click.
This has been a great moment in poor pre-planning.
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