Tuesday, May 10, 2005
More Dorky Crap |12:50 AM| So I was on OKcupid, and though I don't usually read the message board thingys, one caught my eye.
The Subject was: WHY DO I TRY?
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http://www.okcupid.com/event/eview?id=3676943864
WOW I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO THIS BOY AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE HAS BEEN DATING SOMEONE ELSE FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS AND HE JUST CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE LASTNIGHT...! WHAT A JERK....WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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My reply:
Contract a horrific venereal disease. Beg him for sex. From your side of the story, he'll fall right into the trap.
Treat yourself with antibiotics, and wait for his dick to shrivel off.
Foolproof.
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More Dorky Crap |12:50 AM| So I was on OKcupid, and though I don't usually read the message board thingys, one caught my eye.
The Subject was: WHY DO I TRY?
********
http://www.okcupid.com/event/eview?id=3676943864
WOW I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO THIS BOY AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HE HAS BEEN DATING SOMEONE ELSE FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS AND HE JUST CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE LASTNIGHT...! WHAT A JERK....WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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My reply:
Contract a horrific venereal disease. Beg him for sex. From your side of the story, he'll fall right into the trap.
Treat yourself with antibiotics, and wait for his dick to shrivel off.
Foolproof.
*******
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