Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Idiocy in many forms |11:11 AM| You may or may not have heard about this yet, but two jackasses got themselves sent to the hospital by trying to make lightsabers.
This has to be a goddamn hoax. They had to be doing something else, or lied to police or something.
It says
Gasoline? Kerosene? Zippo Lighter fluid? Whatever it was, these people were fucking idiots. Back when I was 12, I knew better than to fuck around with gasoline. I wore gloves and goggles, even when I was accidently blowing up my yard. So how old were these jokers?
20 FUCKING YEARS OLD? And he's pouring FUEL into a GLASS TUBE? This had to be scam to get into that chick's pants. I wonder if he filmed it?
I'll bet the first thought in his head as he was being blown up and set on fire, (That is after the "AAAAH OH SHIT I'M ON FIRE") was "Oh man, now that chick will never have sex with me!".
Protip: Setting yourself on fire rarely "gets the babes". This goes double for setting previously mentioned babes on fire as well.
Idiocy in many forms |11:11 AM| You may or may not have heard about this yet, but two jackasses got themselves sent to the hospital by trying to make lightsabers.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050525/ap_en_mo/star_wars_sabers
This has to be a goddamn hoax. They had to be doing something else, or lied to police or something.
It says
Two "Star Wars" fans were critically injured when they tried to replicate the light sabers used in the movie by filling glass fluorescent light tubes with fuel, police and a news report said Tuesday.
Gasoline? Kerosene? Zippo Lighter fluid? Whatever it was, these people were fucking idiots. Back when I was 12, I knew better than to fuck around with gasoline. I wore gloves and goggles, even when I was accidently blowing up my yard. So how old were these jokers?
The pair, Mark Webb, 20, and an unidentified 17-year-old girl,
20 FUCKING YEARS OLD? And he's pouring FUEL into a GLASS TUBE? This had to be scam to get into that chick's pants. I wonder if he filmed it?
I'll bet the first thought in his head as he was being blown up and set on fire, (That is after the "AAAAH OH SHIT I'M ON FIRE") was "Oh man, now that chick will never have sex with me!".
Protip: Setting yourself on fire rarely "gets the babes". This goes double for setting previously mentioned babes on fire as well.
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