World Wide OH SHIT GET IT OFF OF ME |11:41 PM|
Dear Sir or Madam-
My girlfriend told me you were conducting a study on arachnaphobia. I believe (Though I'd never admit it to most people) that I have some form of that phobia. My reaction to spiders, even just pictures (If they're close ups of those eyes) is never what I'd describe as reasonable. Usually I'm instantly hostile, sometimes punching walls, or body parts when I've spotted one of them scurrying around. I'm always tense near them.
Though I believe I'm getting myself into a horrible situation, what is the nature of your study?
Now I'm all worried. They're going to find where I live...creep into my house, sneak into my room (Possibly hanging from the ceiling)....AND PUT SPIDERS ON MY FACE
All while clacking their mandibles in what passes for laughter
AAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEE.
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