Saturday, September 04, 2004
SCIENCE KICKS ASS AGAIN |3:07 PM| Holy Crap
Replacement Jaw grown in man's back
Vorpal: "Four weeks after the operation, the man ate a German sausage sandwich, his first real meal in nine years. He eats steak now, but complains to his doctor that because he has no teeth he has to cut it into such small pieces that by the time he gets to the end of the steak, it's cold."
Vorpal: sweet fucking christ, there's just no pleasing some people
Cecil: The moment I heard that from my patient I'd cut his jaw into tiny pieces, warm them up, and choke him with his own jaw. They had it inside of a titanium shield when it was in his back. Why don't they just install titanium teeth though? That'd make this EVEN COOLER.
SCIENCE KICKS ASS AGAIN |3:07 PM| Holy Crap
Replacement Jaw grown in man's back
Vorpal: "Four weeks after the operation, the man ate a German sausage sandwich, his first real meal in nine years. He eats steak now, but complains to his doctor that because he has no teeth he has to cut it into such small pieces that by the time he gets to the end of the steak, it's cold."
Vorpal: sweet fucking christ, there's just no pleasing some people
Cecil: The moment I heard that from my patient I'd cut his jaw into tiny pieces, warm them up, and choke him with his own jaw. They had it inside of a titanium shield when it was in his back. Why don't they just install titanium teeth though? That'd make this EVEN COOLER.
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