Wednesday, July 07, 2004
That damn toaster is STILL ALIVE |10:16 AM| That damn toaster of mine got lucky this past 4th of July. The plan was to fill it with explosives, and then attach it to a long extension cable, so its own coils would be what started the detonation.
I did not purchase fireworks here in Austin before going to Dallas, as I knew my pals would have a favored store in the area. Unfortunately, the use of fireworks was nearly non-existant this year in Dallas. As you can imagine, the areas in which you can safely blow up a toaster (which does have some metal components, making it highly dangerous) are limited, so without the Dallas crew I had no way of putting my toaster through the destruction it so richly deserves.
Damn you toaster. My revenge will come, for all the fallen Pop-tarts, for all the slices of bread, there will be a terrible reckoning. Your own coils shall bring your doom.
That damn toaster is STILL ALIVE |10:16 AM| That damn toaster of mine got lucky this past 4th of July. The plan was to fill it with explosives, and then attach it to a long extension cable, so its own coils would be what started the detonation.
I did not purchase fireworks here in Austin before going to Dallas, as I knew my pals would have a favored store in the area. Unfortunately, the use of fireworks was nearly non-existant this year in Dallas. As you can imagine, the areas in which you can safely blow up a toaster (which does have some metal components, making it highly dangerous) are limited, so without the Dallas crew I had no way of putting my toaster through the destruction it so richly deserves.
Damn you toaster. My revenge will come, for all the fallen Pop-tarts, for all the slices of bread, there will be a terrible reckoning. Your own coils shall bring your doom.
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