Thursday, July 01, 2004
Man-Car-RoboDog: Idiocy Unbound |2:51 PM| My degeneration into an old man continues. Fiber in the morning for my stomach paing causing anger, earplugs at rock concerts for my tinitus, now back excersises and pills to take care of this damn spine issue.The impending-corpse with which I navigate the world really needs to be replaced. Most of my daily functions could be completed via a remote controlled Aibo (possibly an Asimo), and a Toyota Celica.
I'm sure my girlfriend would need time to adjust to the changes, but I know she'd see the wisdom. This would be especially clear at dinner, since instead of complicated diet needs, I'd just need some explosive fluids and an A/C cable for the dog. True, family portraits would be more complicated, as well as family dinners. I'd still eat at the regular table, thanks. I'm guessing insurance for a living car is a lot more than for your standard issue non-sentient import, but I could manage. Rent wouldn't be an issue. But would I be forced to wear car pants to remain decent?
Yes indeedy, this is one stupid idea.
Man-Car-RoboDog: Idiocy Unbound |2:51 PM| My degeneration into an old man continues. Fiber in the morning for my stomach paing causing anger, earplugs at rock concerts for my tinitus, now back excersises and pills to take care of this damn spine issue.The impending-corpse with which I navigate the world really needs to be replaced. Most of my daily functions could be completed via a remote controlled Aibo (possibly an Asimo), and a Toyota Celica.
I'm sure my girlfriend would need time to adjust to the changes, but I know she'd see the wisdom. This would be especially clear at dinner, since instead of complicated diet needs, I'd just need some explosive fluids and an A/C cable for the dog. True, family portraits would be more complicated, as well as family dinners. I'd still eat at the regular table, thanks. I'm guessing insurance for a living car is a lot more than for your standard issue non-sentient import, but I could manage. Rent wouldn't be an issue. But would I be forced to wear car pants to remain decent?
Yes indeedy, this is one stupid idea.
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