Internal Monologue Issues |11:58 AM|
Recently, the dialog I have with myself in order to fix problems has taken a turn for the bleak and violent. I wonder if I should drink more orange juice.
"Hmmm. They powercycled, and it didn't clear the error. Might be the motherboard. I could have Brady go out and swap it. Or I could kill the caller and then burn down their building. Wait, no...that's not the right answer."
"I need to check my inbox for the status requests, and then sort these data sheets. Or I could vomit into a trashcan and then drown myself in my own bile"
It'd make quite a statement. And that statement would What the FUCKING FUCK was wrong with you?
"Sir, I'm afraid there's been some delay in the repair of your printer. After talking to you the help desk guy built a primitive guillotine and cut off his own head."Labels: Tech Support
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