Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Never throw a boomerang backwards |10:53 AM| I re-taught myself how to throw a boomerang yesterday, and managed to get it to land within 6 feet of me. I was aiming for 10 feet, and when I hit six, I decided it was time for a shower. Next will be catching the damn thing on the way back. More than one group of people stopped to watch me throw a silly big of shaped wood, and luckily I didn't throw it backwards while anyone was actively watching. Luckily, throwing a boomerang backwards isn't dangerous, it just looks intensely stupid, as the object will rocket into the ground and begin bouncing along in an annoying fashion, forcing you to chase after it. It is impossible to look slick and stylish after doing this.
I also perfected the action movie "cartwheel over object and pick up said object" move while I was out there. I wonder what it looked like, because it certainly felt slick.
My showerhead was absolutely fucking worthless, luckily roomate Jessica had brought along a much nicer, if strangely shaped one. After a lot of crescent wrench work, cursing, and adjustments made while naked and in the shower, the showerhead was functional. Now all I have to do is avoid being roasted alive by the strange controls.
Welcome to Manville. Population: Man. The Manville water tower.
Never throw a boomerang backwards |10:53 AM| I re-taught myself how to throw a boomerang yesterday, and managed to get it to land within 6 feet of me. I was aiming for 10 feet, and when I hit six, I decided it was time for a shower. Next will be catching the damn thing on the way back. More than one group of people stopped to watch me throw a silly big of shaped wood, and luckily I didn't throw it backwards while anyone was actively watching. Luckily, throwing a boomerang backwards isn't dangerous, it just looks intensely stupid, as the object will rocket into the ground and begin bouncing along in an annoying fashion, forcing you to chase after it. It is impossible to look slick and stylish after doing this.
I also perfected the action movie "cartwheel over object and pick up said object" move while I was out there. I wonder what it looked like, because it certainly felt slick.
My showerhead was absolutely fucking worthless, luckily roomate Jessica had brought along a much nicer, if strangely shaped one. After a lot of crescent wrench work, cursing, and adjustments made while naked and in the shower, the showerhead was functional. Now all I have to do is avoid being roasted alive by the strange controls.
Welcome to Manville. Population: Man. The Manville water tower.
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