Friday, May 09, 2003
Brilliant Ideas and broken power supplies |1:35 AM|
Cecil: Surge hits the fuse, POP and the supply is dead. Poor SHODAN.

PortalStar: oops heh. I forgot my oreo in the milk and it became oreo mush

Cecil: I'm not going to open that damn thing up. Power supplies are like monitors. Big fucking capacitors just waiting to kill you.

PortalStar: will it be ok if you replace the fuse?

Cecil: Yeah, dangerous as hell
Cecil: safer to just purchase a new power supply.

PortalStar: somene should make an oreo sogginess meter

Cecil: hahahaha. Like that fat meter thing?
Cecil: The two tongs?

PortalStar: I was thinking more along the lines of a meat doneness probe
PortalStar: but that could work too. You wouldn't have to poke a hole in the cookie


Cecil: On a scale of rock to liquid...
Cecil: with mush being the mid point

PortalStar: yeah, and it like *beeps* when it's donee
PortalStar: I guess tongs would work because the girth of the tong space would be proportional to the softness of the cookie.
PortalStar: You might get some cookie squishage, though.


Cecil: Perhaps a sonic device then?
Cecil: So physical contact isn't needed?

PortalStar: that would be perfect~!
PortalStar: that wouldn't heat up the milk now, would it?

Cecil: Nah. Just a single pulse.

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