Thursday, March 13, 2003
A fascinating adventure about urinating. And swearing |11:56 AM|
I'm seeing how long I can go without cursing. And how long I can go without leaving this chair to use the restroom.
Rivetting, I know. A buddy of mine explained to me that he drank so much water because you're 20 times more likely to develop a kidney stone if you don't get your 8 glasses of water a day. I really should research the numbers behind that, but when I first heard this information, it spooked me into drinking a lot more water.
Consequently, I've become a blasted urinating freak. I have to urinate a lot during the day, and so right now it's a battle of wills. I've had 2 liters of water, and now I'm waiting.
This is how Tycho Brahe died. Well, he was having more fun at the time.
Also, I curse too much. I'm doing my best, but I used "Piss" and "Goddamn" in this post already, so it's clearly an uphill battle.
Current planned replacements:
Egad
Zounds
Curses
Blast
They don't have the same impact. Maybe I should finally install the guestbook for the purpose of suggestions.
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