Tuesday, February 25, 2003
Salt Gnomes |8:00 AM|
This morning, my car was a solid block of ice. Angry, Texas ice.
A few of my neighbors were desperately trying to scrape the ice off of their various vehicles with anything they could. Credit cards, remote controls, former pets-turned-doorstops.
I, armed with a putty knife and an extra big can of salt managed to de-ice my car in under 10 minutes. The moment I threw that first handfull of salt onto the windshield, the dramatic ice cracking noises began. I find it amusing that while my neighborts were straining and yelling at their cars, they could look up and see me, dancing around throwing magic ice melting pixie dust upon my car.
Now, I have a few theories as to why salt melts ice, but the following one seems most reasonable.
My current, best theory is that salt is actually composed of hundreds of tiny gnome prison cells.
Normally, these gnomes attack your tongue and stomach, giving salted food that sharp bite.
But, when used on ice, these tiny axe wielding gnomes break up the ice, until they drown. That's why you get the white smear on your windows after the roads are salted. Gnomes bleed, and they bleed white.
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