Friday, September 27, 2002
Doo-dads |9:59 AM|
I found a "Dagon" poster, rolled up in my trunk. It now adorns the wall of my office, as if I REALLY enjoyed that film. That's what having the poster means, that I liked the movie enough to both aquire a poster, and apply the poster to my wall at work. This is not true, I merely found the poster, and put it on my wall as something to kill a full 40 seconds of my day.
Speaking of killing time, I think I should be able to open a time-assasination company. You'd call me up, and I'd dispatch a team out to your location with board games, DVD's, a full wet bar, a large library and possibly a hammock. The point of it would be to murder some time, I mean just kill the fuck out of a couple hours or so. Another business idea is a cut-rate killer be removal service. I've been seeing signs for "Killer Bee Removal" popping up around these parts, and I think I could easily compete in this field. I'm sure those companies are worried about things like personal safety, and the environment. I, on the other hand, will happilly run screaming toward a hive with a bucket of gasoline, with my protective gear consisting of goggles and fast running shoes.
Yes, I'm aware that bees can move at 30 miles an hour. But they can't drive cars....yet
Here is an image someone sent to me of chameleons. Apparently it's from MSNBC's the week in pictures.
The words that occur to me upon viewing this image are "GADZOOKS" and "ZOUNDS!"
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//That should close up the previous year.
///Say this is the swap from 2001 to 2002, that should close up the 2001 links.
///Problem is, we also need to close up the final month links too.
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