Wednesday, June 19, 2002
Random Jibber jabber |12:46 PM|
At work I have to walk past the Direct Home Sales cubicle area to get outside for smoke/fresh air breaks. The only attractive women that I and my coworkers see in the course of the day are usually located in this area. One of them, this not-unattractive woman, was standing near the door to the outside. I bring her up only because she had the pointiest damn breasts I have ever seen. Not pointy like "torpedo tits" from the 1950's, pointy like the pyramids at Giza. Pointy like a huge fleshy thumbtack. I don't know if she purchased a special bra to do this, and if she did, what possessed her? Was she standing in the dressing room and thinking to herself "Yes, I want to gouge out eyes with these, this is perfect."?
On a slightly less frivolous note
Lampshade had a link to this woman's diaryland page, a woman called
ladeeleroy. I was moved by some of her writing and very amused by her current article (about the stages of crying). I'm going to keep an eye on her, she seems very interesting.
I've had the A HA song "Take on me" in my head most of the day at this point. I've actually got a wrench on my desk, that I was flipping around earlier until it hit (of course) my nipple ring. Fuck. Maybe I can convince zusty to find the MP3 for me.
I'm feeling much less sick after lunch. My nose is still runny. Who the hell decided that our noses should run to indicate illness? This is disgusting.
Had a customer misspell "Scheduled" two different ways in the same trouble ticket. Scheduel the first time and schedul the second. Could you at least throw a second D in there?
Had another moron reading entirely the wrong sign to me about the printer.
Me:"What does the tag say the IP address of the printer is?"
Cus: "It's an HP"
Me: "No, the IP, it's on the label, it'll start with 10.29.something"
Cust:"PS2-G1.3"
Me: !?
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