The Moral: This sucks.
Right, on to reality. Since I finally got my W2 from Time Warner this past Wedensday, I was able to do my taxes. With a $1,300 refund on the way in 10-16 days, I might just be able to pull this all off. Off that $1,300, only $300 of it is mine. However, that's enough to make what money I have left work. I may even be able to pay rent on time, and keep the power from being shut off. That GODDAMN arrest warrant is another thing entirely. Christ almighty. To hell with this Bullshit. I'm calling in some connections and getting another job. I could work at the cafe at Barnes and Noble. I might work at road runner* for a couple nights on a late shift, I might work and Williams and Sonoma. I realized last night the reason I haven't gotten a second job is that my ego prevented me from getting a job that was too far "below" my current one. Well, fuck this.
At least a retail job wouldn't dick me around for a year. Yeah, I can't believe it either. But my badge stopped working a few days ago, thus signalling I'd been at Dell for a year. The badges shut off after that long automatically. To tell you the truth, I had no idea.
One good thing about a second job is that I'll be able to consistently pay for medication and insurance. Gosh, I'm feeling better about this already.
*HA HAHA HAH AHAHH HAHAHA