Tuesday, March 26, 2002
Focus on retirement. 0% financing could cost you thousands |7:51 PM|
Why focus on retirement? My bank wants me to do this. I say, when you're retired, your body is old, weak, you're not nearly as sexy, and everything is either too loud or too quiet. Screw that. I should be able to sap the life force out of the young or something when I'm older. "Focus on developing vampire like powers" or "Focus on not looking like a bag of raisins that got hit by a car"
Screw retirement. Retirement is for chumps.
My cat has stolen my chair, and there is likely a warrant out for my arrest. Not my fault, a paper work goof up to be certain, but I can't go fix it with the funds I have on hand. My cat takes the butt area of the chair, meaning I have to sit on the far front edge. Crazy cat. My hair looks like a cartoon character's. It's silly. Someone replaced it with feathers or something.
Why did I click edit? I obviously meant to add something past "Retirement is for chumps" but now I can't recall.
Oh, if you want cookies, send me your address. Cookies. Mind control cookies. Cookies are good. Send address, get cookies. I won't even sell it to bulk mailers or
The Yakuza.
Cecils flip out ALL the TIME!
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