Friday, March 01, 2002
AWOOGA! AWOOGA! ALL HANDS ON BATHING SUIT AREAS! |1:37 PM|
I woke up this morning with new and exciting head cold symptoms! I took a panmist to get rid of the symptoms, but my nose was still stuffed when I got in my car to drive to work. It was stuffed up until I was quite close to work. That's when I started to smell something. Something unpleasent but familiar. I tracked the source of the smell to my shirt. I got to work, and found out that I had in fact cleaned out enough of my car to not have any extra shirts. Lucky for me, my boss did have an extra shirt. But I did start the work day drug-addled, sleepless, and covered in cat piss. Fuckin' cat. I'm mailing the damn thing to Budapest if it hasn't learned how to sing and dance by the time I get home.
Sulz told me that it seemed like I was falling apart. Whether or not this is true, when enough high powered stimulants burn through my skull, I can almost fake normalacy on the phone. My boss is quite sick of hearing me say "My head hurts". I'm going to grow some damned flowers. I don't know how the local nursery will look upon a speed tweaked out 22 year old buying extensive indoor growing supplies. But at this point, they can go to hell. I'm growing some damned daisies and the lives of some flower mongers are so many grains of salt to me. I'll have to make a note not to express these feelings directly to the manager.
I am FILLED with the MIGHT of HORSERADISH!
I keep the spirit of Bastille day alive in my heart.
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