Tuesday, February 19, 2002
+5 Golden Shovel of Bullshit |9:42 PM|
So we got a call yesterday regarding the recent CERT advisory regarding possible holes in SNMP.
Actually, this is fucking boring. Let's just say "Cuba exploded". Dell asked us why Cuba exploded, and how that would impact our printing. Though we had no idea cuba exploded, my boss managed to spin quite an impressive line of BULLSHIT that convinced them that we were safe. Given that short reprieve, we jumped into action. With less than an hour's research, I learned more about SNMP, I mean, cuba exploding, then the people we were having to answer to, as well as all the Lexmark people would with whom we could get into contact. That meant my boss had to again produce written, magical bullshit to cover our asses until someone from Lexmark could make an official statement. While the rest of the goddamn world made statements the same day, it took Lexmark an additional 36 hours to come up with their own, legal bullshit. The goddamn company is run out of a barn.
In other news, I forgot to buy ham at the grocery store, my father's car was hit by a guy who then sped off, and my cousin was hit by a car. My cousin is badly bruised and lost 2 teeth. My father is just really pissed.
I, on the other hand, am hungry.
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