Thursday, January 10, 2002
|1:03 AM| Well, it's getting worse. Someone from Nasa.gov actually showed up here looking for a terminal program for packet radio. I, suprisingly enough, know a little about the subject but not enough to help anyone on earth. I really need to do something about that. But I also REALLY need to sleep. And pay my electric bill. And you know what? I'm going to bitch about being lonely. That's right. You can't stop me. no one can. Zusty, of the dead diary, got me several samples of Peruvian flute music. It is tremendously soothing. My idea of good date at this point would be to listen to peruvian flute music while baking cookies, followed by watching some movie on a TV while eating Pizza. Followed, of course, by wild, passionate, sleeping. In the same bed, but sharing only body heat. You fuggin' heard me. Not exactly a first date situation, but hey, I'm only dreaming.

A female friend of mine might employ my services as a boyfriend judger. She has a potential boy toy, and I may be giving the guy the once over. I told her that if in the middle of the conversation with him, I clamp my jaws around the back of his neck, drag him to the street, shake him until he is incapacitated, and then finally lay a clutch of eggs in his chest cavity, that he is not a good potential mate. I'm pretty sure combining the practices of both alligators and some species of wasps would be the most effective way to convey my message. However, if I lie down on the ground and roll over to show my neck, I am showing trust towards this person. I doubt that will happen. I don't even trust my own pet.

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We need one created for the years, and then the months. The months are the /////tricky ones, since they need their ID to increase more than the years, but since the functions keep referencing ///// the same name system, we have to be careful not to make the years close up when we click on a month. ///Set some Variables $YearMenuID = 1; /////What ID the preceding year link controls. Needs to be same for all the months under a given year. $MonthMenuID= 1; ////What ID the preceding month link controls. Needs to be the same for all the weeks under a given ////Month but not the same as any year, etc. $LastYearUsed = 0; $LastMonthUsed = 0; echo '

'; /////That should be the "Year" div. All the years should be in this one DIV. ///Start the main loop. foreach ($myDateArray as $key => $value) { ////Pulling the year/date. $month = ExtractMonth($value); $year = ExtractYear($value); $YearMenuID = $year; $MonthMenuID = $month; $PrettyMonth = $MyDateArray[$month]; ////Is this a new year? If ($year != $LastYearUsed) ///Then we need to put the year down. No DIV created quite yet. { ///First off, we need to close the preceding year's DIV. Twice if it ain't 2001 if ($year != 2001) { echo '

'; } echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML2_; ///That creates a DIV for the year (month based links) then the month (week based links). ////Then the first weekly link. ///That should have made a link to the weekly archive file. ///As well as creating the first month link, which is in its own DIV, } Else { ///Okay, it's not a new year. So, we need to check if it's a new month. If($month != $LastMonthUsed) { //So it's a new month. That means we need to put down a link for the month to control the div //that contains the weekly links. //First, though, we need to close up the previous month echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML3_; } Else /////////So it's not a new month, then we just need to put down the weekly link. { echo '

' . $myDateArray[$key] . '

'; } } $LastMonthUsed = $month; $LastYearUsed = $year; } ECHO '