Tuesday, January 08, 2002
|11:20 PM| Okay, this is ticking me off. Sure, blogger is free for use, but when it's down for 12 hours it gets under my skin. And of course, I've got the ONE damn entry I didn't want to publish and fully intended to destroy just sitting there on the front page, taunting me. Well, I'm hacking the page's .txt again, obviously. This is always so messy since all the tricks that are used to make this page look good are not present when I go barging around in here. I'm writing this entry in Blogger, and so when blogger works again and I publish this will explain everything that has occurred, as well as looking pretty.
Artfag says I can update if I wish. I need to find more acceptable images for my post, as it involves dealing with a serious toe related wound. I'll probably use MS-Paint.

Lampshade says she hates non metric'd poets. Well, she likely hates me with stunning passion, since I tend to go with iambic pentameter and then all of a sudden forget about it completely. Sometimes I won't start counting yee olde knuckles until I'm halfway finished working on whatever piece of junk upon which I am wasting my time. You win some, you lose limbs.

And once again, I'd like to say "I'm a lasanga, bang a salami" because I think it's clever and silly.

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We need one created for the years, and then the months. The months are the /////tricky ones, since they need their ID to increase more than the years, but since the functions keep referencing ///// the same name system, we have to be careful not to make the years close up when we click on a month. ///Set some Variables $YearMenuID = 1; /////What ID the preceding year link controls. Needs to be same for all the months under a given year. $MonthMenuID= 1; ////What ID the preceding month link controls. Needs to be the same for all the weeks under a given ////Month but not the same as any year, etc. $LastYearUsed = 0; $LastMonthUsed = 0; echo '

'; /////That should be the "Year" div. All the years should be in this one DIV. ///Start the main loop. foreach ($myDateArray as $key => $value) { ////Pulling the year/date. $month = ExtractMonth($value); $year = ExtractYear($value); $YearMenuID = $year; $MonthMenuID = $month; $PrettyMonth = $MyDateArray[$month]; ////Is this a new year? If ($year != $LastYearUsed) ///Then we need to put the year down. No DIV created quite yet. { ///First off, we need to close the preceding year's DIV. Twice if it ain't 2001 if ($year != 2001) { echo '

'; } echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML2_; ///That creates a DIV for the year (month based links) then the month (week based links). ////Then the first weekly link. ///That should have made a link to the weekly archive file. ///As well as creating the first month link, which is in its own DIV, } Else { ///Okay, it's not a new year. So, we need to check if it's a new month. If($month != $LastMonthUsed) { //So it's a new month. That means we need to put down a link for the month to control the div //that contains the weekly links. //First, though, we need to close up the previous month echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML3_; } Else /////////So it's not a new month, then we just need to put down the weekly link. { echo '

' . $myDateArray[$key] . '

'; } } $LastMonthUsed = $month; $LastYearUsed = $year; } ECHO '