Wednesday, December 05, 2001
|7:06 AM| Apparently I fell asleep in my clothing. My legs are bruised from sleeping on my keys and my knife. It's way too early to be awake, for me. I'm going to wander around, check email and read. Wait, shoot. I have to start getting for work. Oh son of a gun.

I'm looking for a clue. Has anyone seen it? I seem to be without a clue.
No one is dead. No crime has been committed. No one needs to be arrested. I dreamed that I was in a grocery store and that they were robbing me. They wouldn't let me leave with my groceries until I paid for 124 modems, a tattoo removal, and a party catered by Barney. "Highest profit margin sale EVAH!" Said the sweet old lady, filled with audacity, robbing me.
So no DNA evidence is required, no suspects need to be interrogated, no hair follicles need to be put under a microscope, but still.
Clues are needed. Ship all clues and clue related products to me, please.

Poor lampshade. She may want us to laugh at what life throws us, but I'd rather catch it dramatically and whip it right back at life's head.

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We need one created for the years, and then the months. The months are the /////tricky ones, since they need their ID to increase more than the years, but since the functions keep referencing ///// the same name system, we have to be careful not to make the years close up when we click on a month. ///Set some Variables $YearMenuID = 1; /////What ID the preceding year link controls. Needs to be same for all the months under a given year. $MonthMenuID= 1; ////What ID the preceding month link controls. Needs to be the same for all the weeks under a given ////Month but not the same as any year, etc. $LastYearUsed = 0; $LastMonthUsed = 0; echo '

'; /////That should be the "Year" div. All the years should be in this one DIV. ///Start the main loop. foreach ($myDateArray as $key => $value) { ////Pulling the year/date. $month = ExtractMonth($value); $year = ExtractYear($value); $YearMenuID = $year; $MonthMenuID = $month; $PrettyMonth = $MyDateArray[$month]; ////Is this a new year? If ($year != $LastYearUsed) ///Then we need to put the year down. No DIV created quite yet. { ///First off, we need to close the preceding year's DIV. Twice if it ain't 2001 if ($year != 2001) { echo '

'; } echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML2_; ///That creates a DIV for the year (month based links) then the month (week based links). ////Then the first weekly link. ///That should have made a link to the weekly archive file. ///As well as creating the first month link, which is in its own DIV, } Else { ///Okay, it's not a new year. So, we need to check if it's a new month. If($month != $LastMonthUsed) { //So it's a new month. That means we need to put down a link for the month to control the div //that contains the weekly links. //First, though, we need to close up the previous month echo '

$myDateArray[$key]

_HTML3_; } Else /////////So it's not a new month, then we just need to put down the weekly link. { echo '

' . $myDateArray[$key] . '

'; } } $LastMonthUsed = $month; $LastYearUsed = $year; } ECHO '