Tuesday, November 20, 2001
|1:07 PM|
I saved the day at work again. In order to train all of Dell on our newest printers, we needed a way to get easy to understand information to several thousand people in the space of a day. We kicked around a lot of concepts, until I piped up with the idea to film a video and make it available for download off of Dell's website. Dell often makes webcasts to the employees in regards to earnings and pep talks, it would seem to be a reasonable extension to use it for training. My boss couldn't have been happier with me unless I had installed a harem for him in one of the toner storage areas. Now all I have to do is make a video, compress it, and figure out how to publish it on Dell's website. After I do that I'll go capture the moon by putting a lid on a barrel full of water, since I distinctly saw the moon in it earlier.
In other more downloadable news, I took Mindless Self Indulgence's backmaskwarning! song and reversed it. All still available as long as KDI continues to not notice my invasion of my old webspace. Both are 2.77 megs each and are highly entertaining.
It has now become clear that negotiations with Dell have been on uncertain information and that the people involved have no clue what is actually involved in supporting Dell. I've got a bad feeling that we're going to wake up in 1 month and my co-workers and I are going to have big "The buck stops here" signs stuck on our backs. Then every motorized bladed dildo at Dell is going to be revving for our asses.
Good thing I'm in such a great mood, and I had free barbeque for lunch. I can't do a damned thing to stop all of this, so I'm just not going to worry about it until I need to find a new job.
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