The other title I thought of for this entry was "Would you like some tile with your ammonia?". I'm giving a firm downcheck to "Hill Country Farms" lemon scented general purpose cleaner. It seems to be 90% Ammonia, 1% Lemon and 200% fumes. The moment I popped the cap on the container I recoiled, and I used as little as possible on my floors. Still, it seems to have torn off a couple layers inside my throat. I liked those layers. They were dear friends, and they were always there for me when I needed to breathe and drink.
Despite some possible chemical damage, I'm having a good day and I think I'll be able to tackle the bedroom cleaning project. My previous roomate has left all of his worldly belongings here, I had no idea just how much until I was cleaning every damn box. I'm sending it all back to him, possibly COD. Any suggestions as to some humorous extras I should throw in? Howabout some Bacon?