Saturday, September 29, 2001
|1:08 PM|
I need Jesus like I need a zombie Carl Sagan. It's interesting, but ultimately dangerous."
I still believe in God. I'm just terrified of the ultra fundamentalist "bible thumpers" that occasionally get power or press coverage. Either way, if you are offended by me comparing your saviour to a dead hero astronomer, then I obviously wasn't talking about your Jesus.

Just got back from fixing a nice old couple's computer. They had just about every email virus in the books. The clean up job I performed was elegant, and impressed even my enormous ego. If it had been a dance, it would have been a slow waltz, as oppossed to my normal repair jobs which resemble head banging.
I earned some cash off the job, and that will pay for some needed car maitenance. If I intend to run off into the sunset, it'd be best if I don't break down right at the horizon.




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We need one created for the years, and then the months. The months are the /////tricky ones, since they need their ID to increase more than the years, but since the functions keep referencing ///// the same name system, we have to be careful not to make the years close up when we click on a month. ///Set some Variables $YearMenuID = 1; /////What ID the preceding year link controls. Needs to be same for all the months under a given year. $MonthMenuID= 1; ////What ID the preceding month link controls. Needs to be the same for all the weeks under a given ////Month but not the same as any year, etc. $LastYearUsed = 0; $LastMonthUsed = 0; echo '
'; /////That should be the "Year" div. All the years should be in this one DIV. ///Start the main loop. foreach ($myDateArray as $key => $value) { ////Pulling the year/date. $month = ExtractMonth($value); $year = ExtractYear($value); $YearMenuID = $year; $MonthMenuID = $month; $PrettyMonth = $MyDateArray[$month]; ////Is this a new year? If ($year != $LastYearUsed) ///Then we need to put the year down. No DIV created quite yet. { ///First off, we need to close the preceding year's DIV. Twice if it ain't 2001 if ($year != 2001) { echo '
'; } echo '
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'; //We Need to set the $YearMenuID $YearMenuID = $year; $MonthMenuID = $month; ///Now it should be different than other menu items, but the same for all parts of this //year's DIV. ///This all needs to be in HTML. print<<<_HTML1_

$year

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