Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Calling in a kill or a death

We're on the honor system 'round these parts. If you're in your house and you get what looks like a package from Amazon.com, you open it and hear a "THUNK" or electronic buzzer or whatever (You'd better not be that easy to kill), you're effin' dead. Text me, email me, email my phone, whatever. Let me know you're dead, I'll contact your killer. Be sure to give me a time, place, method to be sure.

If you kill a guy, again, text me, email me if you can. Again, give me the time/place/details. If you watched your dude drive off with a big bomb in/on his car and it's "Gone off", you may not be able to let the guy know he's dead. Especially if you don't know who he is, what his phone number is.
Get me the info, I'll let the dude know he's dead. He can contest it, but if it's been, oh, 8 hours since I attempted to contact him, he's presumed dead and I give his killer the new target. It shouldn't take that long, and I don't foresee there being any real contesting of kills.
This shouldn't be a big deal, you guys get text messages/email pretty regularly.

Speaking of, since I do have a job, it may take me a bit to respond to text messages, but my longest delay should be less than 4 hours. That's max. Same goes for email, but if I'm sleeping I'm more likely to hear the phone than the new email noise. I'll be sure to always have the phone.

You'll want to note these down:

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