Game Over?

Barring any suddent updates, it would appear that Josh Glantzburg is the biggest killer with 2 kills and the stylish "Pepperoni and SNAKES" kill.


Joe Weaver has taken second place.


Next game should start in 2 weeks, 3 on the outside. I do not know if I will be running it.

Please email me and suggest people who may be interested in playing the first "Oh boy we're better organized this time" game. I think I'm going to print some business type cards to act as invitations.
I'll consolidate the rules, make a "What did we learn?" post. Email me for crying out loud with suggestions.

Joe is dead

Top seeded Joe Weaver was shot and killed today.

Despite an excellent run and some good ground work he has fallen.

Jimmy Wifi is dead

This is how.
(Divx, 9megs)

As a reminder

If you haven't killed anyone by noon or so on Sunday, I'm going to be hunting you myself.
I'm fair game as well, of course. Still, try to kill your targets. Those of you who have actually made a "hit" are safe, and I am not fair game to you.

Heads up!

Failed Attempt

There was an attempt at a "Storage Solution"
Sadly it failed.

I have a report of a failed bombing attempt! So close!

Chatter

I keep hearing about great plans, I keep hearing about intent, but I have not had any kills in days! What the hell.

4 new weapons were approved.

2 new people are in the game and possibly hunting your ass.

You need to make at least an ATTEMPT on your dude, or at least visit one of his addresses or I'm just going to have to start hunting you down myself.

"I Wanna Be the First Kid on My Block With A Confirmed Kill"

In the spirit of trash talking and the amusement of others, here is a narrative of our first kill. If you manage to off someone, please feel free to write your own account, I'll be more than happy to post it.






I'd checked out the place before I decided to go in for my kill. Lots of cops rolling by in the neighborhood? Check. Small complex? (by small, we're talkin like 10 units at most, maybe 14 spots in the parking lot) Check. No place to really hide nearby without arousing suspicion? Check.

Shit. This was going to be harder than I thought.

Thought about lots of ways to go for it. They all had lots of issues. Finally decided to go for a bomb. Simple, elegant, and remote controlled. Big problem, gotta be in range to detonate the thing.

Showed up about 5pm, parked the car around the block and walked it to the spot. Planted the device next to the entry gate. Entry gate was open so I let myself in. Found the target's unit easy, not many units so not much searching to do. Walk up to the target's front door. Hear an excited dog come up barking before I even touch the door. No voice inside so no one home. Turn around to see a guy in his backyard. Old guy, not much to do, except watch me.

Shit. Time to get outta there.

I walk to the nearest bus stop to wait for the target. Try to act cool. Then the bus comes. I walk away. Back to the car. Time to step it up a notch. I park in the tiny parking lot and wait. I call an old friend and talk so I don't arouse suspicion. I wait. I wait longer. I'm figurin out when I should give it up and leave, come back in the morning and catch him on the way to work. Then it happens, he pulls up with his wife. They get out of the car and its go time.

Wait.

They've left something in the car. They're coming back for it. He looks at me. I look at him.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

I've been made.

I'm outta the car running to get in range to trigger the explosive. He's running and yelling at his wife to run too. I get in range when it counts. He hits the gate and I hit the detonator.

BOOM!!!

Confirmed kill!!!

YIPEE-KI-YA MUTHAFUCKA

I'm coming for you next.


-FoxOuttaTheBox

DAY 3

"That is a kill..."




Player 4 has eliminated player 5. Jason expired at 5:45pm today, the target of a remote "Storage Solution". His wife was also obliterated.



Since the game is pretty small, I'm going to try to get Jason back into it, in one role or another. This is also the time when folks who want to play (or know someone who does) should get in touch with me as soon as possible, since I can now put you into the rotation. HURRY.

Poison Rules

Since this has come up a couple of times, I'll clarify poison rules:

Contact poisons, in order to be lethal, must cover aabout the area equivelant to 2 fingers. Huh? As in, if you coat a dude's coffee cup's inside handle, that ain't gonna fly, it'll never transfer. Cover the side of a coffee can, so that when he picks it up 3 of his fingers are pretty covered, then yeah, he's fuckin' dead.

Life savers dropped into drinks work, as long as no one sees you. Note: This is a great way to get arrested or beaten to shit at a bar.

I'm not the biggest fan of contact poisons, I'd say it'd take a really, really clever use of them for me not to say "Laaame". In fact, best text me the way you're going to do it first.

Comments? Suggestions?

Another day!

Another day, and still no kills! I was sure I was going to get a text message confirming a kill from one guy, as he was making a visit to his target. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

3 new weapons approved today. Some are hysterical. One of them is available for loan, should you happen to need a gun.
It's a bit unpredictable.




No trash talking in the comments yet? No questions up for debate?

"Device" updates

Since leaving boxes around that say "Bomb" would be a bad thing, bombs must be designated with bright green tape, at least 2 inches visible, or the words (very easy to read) "Storage Solution".